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    Why men prefer guns over women.

    My husband sent me this email today.....not sure if I'd like to laugh or kick him.

    Why men prefer guns over women

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!!

    Just thought I'd share this with ya'll, have a great weekend!!!-----Julie
    If you know (without counting) how many guns you own, then you don't have enough!!!

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    Re: Why men prefer guns over women.

    Thanks Julie, that was so funny I printed it up to read to my wife in the other room.

    Dave
    Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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    Re: Why men prefer guns over women.

    That's good. Even my wife laughed. Well, kinda snickered a little - kinda.
    "Growin' old ain't for sissy's"

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    Re: Why men prefer guns over women.

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    Re: Why men prefer guns over women.

    Now, that's a joke I definetly going to keep for myself and not tell my wife! [img]/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
    Who's the idiot that sold-off New-Amsterdam? I could have been reading this board in Dutch!

    If guns are the cause of gunviolence, pens are responsible for writingerrors.

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    Re: Why men prefer guns over women.

    Very cute. Maybe we could add a few to the list?

    #11. Guns don't require plastic surgery after age 50.

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    Re: Why men prefer guns over women.

    Thanks guys, like I said I thought it was cute.

    OUCH.........plastic surgery after 50!!! You're probably right, I'm glad I'm not even close to 50 if that's what happens!!!
    If you know (without counting) how many guns you own, then you don't have enough!!!


 

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