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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the followingquestion:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you.

You are carrying a colt 1911 cal 45, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of hishand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the colt have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few
days and try to come to a consensus.


REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER:

BANG!



SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER:

BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter:
"Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or HollowPoints?"

Son:
"Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife:
"You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!

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That's some funny stuff. Thanks for sharing. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I like it..

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