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Just a little bit off-topic but I think it needs to be said

COME ON ALREADY AND ACT LIKE A MAN !!!!!

BECAUSE ONCE YOU BECOME A MAN - ONLY THEN CAN YOU PROUDLY SAY:
Chocolate is just another snack.

I can never be pregnant.

I can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

I can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell me the truth.

The world is my urinal.

I never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

I don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at my chest when I'm talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

I know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

I can open all my own jars.

I get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite me, he or she can still be my friend.

My underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

I almost never have strap problems in public.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

I only have to shave my face and neck.

I can play with toys all my life.

My belly usually hides my big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes = one color for all seasons.

I can wear shorts no matter how my legs look.

I can "do" my nails with a pocket knife.

I have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

I can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Now let's quit all the bellyachin' and behave like men!

Have a good one!
Bob
 

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KINDA FUNNY!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 

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I loved it. BUT I gotta admit sometimes I still have problems w/ the "nut & bolt" stuff.( 'specialy after a "bewski" or three)
 

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Acting like a chic...

I once went on an ambulance call (we dispatch a PD to all of our ambulance calls). Call came over as a man who "cut his finger". As I was driving to the call, I thought to myself, "What a sissy!!... tape a paper towel onto it." When I pulled up, the guy was calmly putting away all his tools, he had obviously been working on his home.

As I approached him, I saw a rag around his hand and asked, "You cut your finger?"

He said, "Yeah."

I said, "You didn't cut it off, did you?"

He said, "Yes I did."

I said, "Where is it?"

He said, "In a glass on my kitchen counter."

Sure enough, there was his left thumb sitting in a water glass. He had taken it off with a circular saw. He was a tough man, I had prejudged him.

This thread just made me think of that, sorry.

Jack
 
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