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>A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
>noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
>and said, "What would you like ?".
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>The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
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>The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
>had ever tasted.
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>The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
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>The man answered "Oh, about 164."
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>The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity',
>inter-stellar space travel, the latest medical break through's,
>etc.......
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>The man was most impressed. He left the bar, then thought he would try
>a different tact.
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>He returned the bar again and took a seat.
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>Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have?
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>"A Martini please."
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>Again it was superb.
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>The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?"
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>This time the man answered , "Oh about 100".
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>So, the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball
>scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end.
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>The guy decided he had to try it one more time.
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>So he left, returned and took a stool....
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>Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
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>This time the man drawled out, " Uh..... 'bout 50".
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>The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked ,
>"A-r-e......... y-o-u-r......... p-e-o-p-l-e..........
>g-o-i-n-g...........t-o........ n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e..........
>H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????

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