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>> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the

>> background checks, interviews and testing were done

>> there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

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>> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men

>> to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

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>> "We must know that you will follow your instructions

>> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you

>> will find your wife sitting in a chair.

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>> Kill Her!!!"

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>> "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never

>> shoot my wife"

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>> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for

>> this job.

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>> Take your wife and go home."

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>> The second man was given the same instructions. He

>> took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for

>> about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his

>> eyes,

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>> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

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>> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take

>> your wife and go home."

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>> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

>> same instructions, to kill her husband.

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>> She took the gun and went into the room.

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>> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard

>> screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

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>> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

>> slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat

>> from her brow.

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>> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to

>> beat him to death with the chair."

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Dux, I can't get my wife to do ANYTHING I ask!!! Maybe I'm using the wrong motivational techniques. She has alot of them to motivate me, mainly one. Men are so easy. Rick
 

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rick, i agree. if they weren`t so soft and smelled so nice there would be a bounty on them. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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That was my interview, how did ya hear about that? LMAO!!! Great joke!!! Oh come on Rick, it's not that hard to get your wife to do something for you if you know the right way to ask...........or (my favorite) ask her what she'd like in return!!!!! I'd do anything for my husband as long as he "takes" care of the things I need done!!!!--
 
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