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this is too funny:
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said

Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the littleboy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to t he nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now. "

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class
while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
and the Future is in deep shit."

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