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Re: The Metamorphosis Has Already Begun

now that`s funny, i dont care who you are!! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 

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Re: The Metamorphosis Has Already Begun

AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

What the heack are you trying to do to me? I just woke up!

Could be worse, could you image waking up, rolling over, and seeing Hillary without make-up in bed next to you?

Dave
 

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Re: The Metamorphosis Has Already Begun

This reminds me of a joke my sister sent to me...I hope it dont get me kicked off here,,here goes.
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Dear Abby,



My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the

beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,

everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since

he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All

he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bull*#@t with his

buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went

away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may

be a lesbian What should I do?



Signed, Clueless -



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Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!
 

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Re: The Metamorphosis Has Already Begun

They couldn't even make a daughter that good. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

That's funny. Thanks for sharing.
 
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